This Blog will self-destruct in 15 minutes time – NSFW

Ahh, Beefy Botham.  You wake up on a Monday morning, and you’ve got the day off because England has beaten India within three days.  It was a pretty arousing victory too.

So you’re lying in bed and you’re a bit bored.  I know, let’s take a picture and flick it off to someone on Twitter, via a Direct Message of course.  What could go wrong with a bit of cyber-flirting at 8:51 on a Monday morning?

But hang on; you press the wrong button.