An Alternate Universe
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11:30 Sunday Morning. At the hotel in Wellington where the All Blacks insist on staying. (If it’s double booked then it’s back to Auckland)
Jo Malcolm: Welcome all; these are tough times but we understand it’s important to keep everyone informed.
Random Question: “So Fozzy, what’s up?
Ian Foster: Can you please be more explicit?
“Are you getting sacked?”
Ian Foster: “Well that’s not really my choice. That decision will be made by others, so you’re wasting your time asking me anything more along those lines. Next. Can we talk about the series in South Africa”
“Are you getting sacked?”
Ian Foster: “Again, that’s not really my choice. That decision will be made by others, so you’re wasting your time asking me anything more along those lines. Next. Can we talk about the series in South Africa”
“Is there a crisis?” Not really. I mean if we hadn’t fronted today people might think so, But we have, so it’s just some disappointing performances.”
Some drip from Christchurch media school: “Should Ritchie have started ahead of Barrett?”
Ian Foster: Seriously????”
When is the team for the series in South Africa being announced?
Ian Foster: “Wednesday. At last a decent question. ”
Jo: “I’ll need to confirm that.”
Wednesday. “Shit we’ve missed another deadline, but at least the biggest issue is who should be the third choice hooker or the seventh choice prop.
Fist pumps all round champs; we nailed that