Sportsfreak Statement

BREAKING – Sportsfreak.co.nz announces that it has acquired the rights to the entire Neil Diamond catalogue as they relate to public events.

Director Mr GB is delighted with the acquisition, saying it will make events far more enjoyable for the public, especially not being subjected to “that bloody song”.

Financial terms of the acquisition are not being disclosed.

Event managers and providers are hereby instructed to cease playing all Neil Diamond songs and make applications in writing.

ENDS